Things To Try And Make Happen In 2008

As the title suggests, here are the following in no particular order:

• Find Another Job
• Learn How To Drive
• Pick Up Lindy-Hop
• Do More Physical Activities [That Exercises More Than My Eyeballs]
• Try Out Wall/Rock Climbing More
• Blog More [At Least Twice A Week]
• Get Movie Screening Thing Off The Ground
• Buy Less Books [Max 5 per month]
• Drink Less Alcohol
• Save More Money [Dependent On The Job Part]
• Walk The Dog More Often

And if I really have time and I am feeling particularly inspired:

• Figure Out The Whole God Question
• Learn How To Cook
• Learn To Design My Own Webpage
• Discover What I Really Want To Do With My Remaining Time On The Planet
• Pick Up A Good Cause
• Write Something Publishable
• Come Up With The Next Big Idea
• Find A Way To Get Competitive Quizzing Started In Singapore
• Find True Love [Or The Closest Approximation To It]

And of course, if I somehow managed to complete all of that I can:

• Figure Out A Way To End All Conflicts In The World
• Invent A Time Machine
• Become The Founder Of A Cult [And Convince Some Barmy Movie Star To Convert To It]
• Teach My Dog To Sing The Whole of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
• Find A Cure For Cancer
• Clone A Super Intelligent Rat [That Will Take Over The World]
• Hell, Why Not Just Take Over The World Myself And Save Cloning The Rat?

Just To Attempt A Little Realism, In Order To Complete All Of The Above:

• Learn To Survive On Less Sleep
• Be More Productive

Things The Self-Help Books Tell Me To Resolve To Do [But Will Be A Real Dampener On My Style]

• Be More Positive and Think Happy Thoughts
• Keep Hours More In Line With The Rest Of Civilisation
• Avoid Sarcasm
• Don't Be Cynical
• THE SECRET (trademarked) Is That Like Attracts Like (copyrighted)

And If All Else Fails.........

• Screw It There Is Always Next Year